A believer disbelieves in N number of gods. An atheist disbelieves N+1 number of gods
Thank God I’m an atheist. – Luis Bunuel
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman
Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man … living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money. ― George Carlin
Atheism is more than just the knowledge that gods do not exist, and that religion is either a mistake or a fraud. Atheism is an attitude, a frame of mind that looks at the world objectively, fearlessly, always trying to understand all things as a part of nature. ― Emmett F. Fields
Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet. Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. ― Napoleon Bonaparte
If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion. ― Edmond De Goncourt
If I had to choose a religion, the sun as the universal giver of life would be my god. ― Napoleon Bonaparte
If you think God’s there, He is. If you don’t, He isn’t. And if that’s what God’s like, I wouldn’t worry about it. ― Haruki Murakami
There was a time when religion ruled the world. It is known as the Dark Ages. ― Ruth Hurmence Green
I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. ― Stephen Roberts
Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There`s a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning. ― Bill Gates
Religion is an illusion and it derives its strength from the fact that it falls in with our instinctual desires. ― Sigmund Freud
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.
Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one
Religion does three things quite effectively: Divides people, Controls people, Deludes people. – Carlespie Mary Alice McKinney
History teaches us that no other cause has brought more death than the word of god. – Giulian Buzil
A man without religon is like a fish without a bicycle
If god created my brain I’m certain he approves of its usage.
When a man is freed of religion, he has a better chance to live a normal and wholesome life. – Sigmund Freud
All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of the few. – Stendhal
Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods. ― Christopher Hitchens
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. – Voltaire
