Mark Twain Quotes

Keep away from people who belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great, make you feel that you too can become great
– Mark Twain

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided
– Mark Twain

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
– Mark Twain

If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
– Mark Twain

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
– Mark Twain

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
– Mark Twain

Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.
– Mark Twain

You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
– Mark Twain

Golf is a good walk spoiled.
– Mark Twain

When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear
– Mark Twain

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured
– Mark Twain

Those whom God wishes to destroy, he first makes angry
– Mark Twain

When angry, count four; when very angry, swear
– Mark Twain